{"title":"Accessories","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"tweener-air-freshener","title":"Tweener Freshener","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe Tweener Air Freshener was inspired by players who attempt tweeners during open play, celebrate way too early, and somehow still talk trash after losing 11-3.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for paddle bags, gym bags, lockers, cars, laundry rooms, or anywhere currently smelling like tournament anxiety and electrolyte powder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eLong-lasting Tweener Sweat scent \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDouble-sided design\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eBuilt for paddle bags, lockers, cars \u0026amp; gym bags\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePublic court approved\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eAggressively improves vibes\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWarning: may increase confidence beyond skill level\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921283121284,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/IMG-3649.png?v=1781629322"},{"product_id":"it-s-justa-focking-game-freshener","title":"It’s Justa Fockin' Game Freshener","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSmells like victory, bad line calls, and saying “nice shot” through clenched teeth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe It's Justa Focking Game freshener was designed for players who chirp during warmups, celebrate net cords like championships, and somehow turn every open play game into a personal rivalry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for paddle bags, gym bags, lockers, cars, or any environment currently suffering from humidity, sweat, and emotional instability.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eTropical Trash Talk scent \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eLong-lasting freshness\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDouble-sided design\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eBuilt for paddle bags, lockers, cars \u0026amp; gym bags\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePublic court approved\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMay increase confidence and unnecessary trash talk\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921287905412,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/IMG-3651.png?v=1781629381"},{"product_id":"i-d-hit-that-freshener","title":"I’d Hit That Freshener","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSmells like flirtation, tension, and arguing over whose ball it was.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe I'd Hit That freshener was created for players who say “we’re just friends” immediately before passive aggressively coaching each other for 2 straight hours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for paddle bags, gym bags, lockers, cars, or any environment currently overwhelmed by sweat, chaos, and unresolved tournament emotions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eLong-lasting Mixed Doubles Drama scent \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDouble-sided design\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eBuilt for paddle bags, lockers, cars \u0026amp; gym bags\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePublic court approved\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eEliminates odors and emotional stability\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWarning: may lead to unnecessary relationship complications\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921290133636,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/IMG-3622.png?v=1781486436"},{"product_id":"not-here-to-socialize-freshner","title":"Not Here to Socialize Freshner","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSmells like locked-in focus, zero eye contact, and immediate speed-ups.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe Not Here To Socialize freshener was made for players who show up wearing headphones, decline small talk, and treat open play like PPA Tour qualifiers for absolutely no reason.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for paddle bags, gym bags, lockers, cars, or any environment currently smelling like sweat, overgrips, and unresolved competitive issues.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eLong-lasting scent Anti-Social Citrus scent \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDouble-sided design\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eBuilt for paddle bags, lockers, cars \u0026amp; gym bags\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePublic court approved\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eEliminates odors and social interaction\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMay cause excessive competitiveness and accidental intimidation\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921292951684,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/IMG-3650.png?v=1781629424"},{"product_id":"not-here-to-socialize-vinyl-sticker","title":"Not Here to Socialize Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFor players who treat open play like a federal investigation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThis sticker is for the person wearing headphones during warmups, refusing small talk, and speeding up every soft dink they see. Slap it on your water bottle, paddle case, cooler, or laptop so everyone knows the vibes immediately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMade from absurdly durable air release vinyl because regular sticker material felt way too emotionally stable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium air release vinyl\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSame material used for car wraps\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWaterproof \u0026amp; dishwasher safe\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePublic court approved\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eCountry club controversial\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e4\" x 4\" inch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921357373572,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/Photoroom_20260606_163547.jpg?v=1780779257"},{"product_id":"it-s-justa-fockin-game-vinyl-sticker","title":"It’s Justa Fockin' Game Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe official sticker of people who say “it’s just rec play” immediately before starting an argument over a line call.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for water bottles, paddle cases, coolers, laptops, and emotionally charged doubles partnerships. Loud colors. Loud energy. Zero emotional regulation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMade from premium air release vinyl because your sticker should honestly survive more than your mixed doubles team chemistry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium air release vinyl\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSame material used for car wraps\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWaterproof \u0026amp; dishwasher safe\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMildly concerning energy\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eNot recommended for country club mixers\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e4\" x 4\" inch \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921362944132,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/Photoroom_20260606_163342.jpg?v=1780779228"},{"product_id":"court-rat-vinyl-sticker","title":"Court Rat Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFor players who somehow know every open play schedule within a 40-mile radius.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe Court Rat sticker is pure public court energy — suspicious line calls, giant water jug, worn-out paddle grip, and absolutely zero intention of leaving after “one last game.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eStick it on your bottle, paddle case, cooler, or car window and let everyone know you probably own more pickleball outfits than real clothes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium air release vinyl\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSame material used for car wraps\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWaterproof \u0026amp; dishwasher safe\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eBuilt for degenerates with tournament anxiety\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMay attract unsolicited doubles challenges\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e4\" x 4\" inch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921373823108,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/Photoroom_20260606_163734.jpg?v=1780779179"},{"product_id":"i-d-hit-that-vinyl-sticker","title":"I’d Hit That Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFor players who flirt through body shots and communicate exclusively through aggressive serves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThis sticker has the exact energy of showing up to open play way overdressed, talking trash immediately, and pretending your mixed doubles partner isn’t your situationship.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eStick it on your water bottle, paddle case, cooler, or laptop and let the entire facility know your HR department would absolutely not approve.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium air release vinyl\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSame material used for car wraps\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWaterproof \u0026amp; dishwasher safe\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eExtremely questionable court behavior\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eNot responsible for post-game DMs\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e4\" x 4\" inch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921376641156,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/Photoroom_20260606_163315.jpg?v=1780779148"},{"product_id":"muffed-shot-vinyl-sticker","title":"Muffed Shot Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFor players who miss the easiest shot imaginable and immediately blame the paddle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe Muffed Shot vinyl sticker captures the exact moment your doubles partner stares at you in complete silence after you dump a wide-open putaway directly into the net.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for water bottles, paddle cases, coolers, laptops, and people one bad unforced error away from a full emotional collapse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium air release vinyl\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSame material used for car wraps\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWaterproof \u0026amp; dishwasher safe\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eBuilt for highly inconsistent athletes\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMay trigger traumatic rec play memories\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e4\" x 4\" inch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921381392516,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/Photoroom_20260606_163408.jpg?v=1780779108"},{"product_id":"tweener-vinyl-sticker","title":"Tweener Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFor players athletic enough to attempt the tweener and emotionally unstable enough to try it during rec play.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis sticker celebrates the exact type of court behavior that gets your friends yelling “NO WAY” while strangers quietly question your decision-making abilities.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStick it on your water bottle, paddle case, cooler, or laptop and let everyone know fundamentals were never really your thing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePremium air release vinyl\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSame material used for car wraps\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWaterproof \u0026amp; 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Relax. Stop arguing about line calls.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese premium athletic crew socks are made for players who know pickleball is supposed to be fun… even if they occasionally forget that in the middle of a match.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt with cushioned terry-loop comfort, breathable mesh ventilation, and a soft athletic cotton blend, they’re designed to keep your feet comfortable while your blood pressure does whatever it wants.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Cushioned terry-loop footbed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Breathable mesh instep for maximum airflow\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Soft premium athletic cotton blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Performance fit for long days on the court\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e65% Cotton \/ 20% Elastic \/ 11% Spandex \/ 4% Nylon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause at the end of the day… it’s justa fockin' game!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne Size Fits All.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921507745924,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/IMG-4227.png?v=1783688525"},{"product_id":"not-here-to-socialize-premium-athletic-crew-sock","title":"Not Here to Socialize Premium Athletic Crew Sock","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour feet deserve better than your doubles partner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt with cushioned terry-loop bottoms, breathable mesh ventilation, and a soft premium cotton blend, these socks are designed for long days on the court and even longer post-match excuses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Cushioned terry-loop footbed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Breathable mesh instep\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Soft athletic cotton blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Performance fit that stays put\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e65% Cotton \/ 20% Elastic \/ 11% Spandex \/ 4% Nylon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLook friendly. Play dirty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne Size Fits All.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921515872388,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/IMG-4230.png?v=1783688570"},{"product_id":"muffed-shot-premium-athletic-crew-sock","title":"Muffed Shot Premium Athletic Crew Sock","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou were there. You had the shot. Everyone saw it yet you muffed it!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt with cushioned terry-loop bottoms, breathable mesh panels, and a soft premium cotton blend, these athletic crew socks deliver comfort from first serve to final excuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e65% Cotton \/ 20% Elastic \/ 11% Spandex \/ 4% Nylon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor players who never let a muffed shot ruin a perfectly good excuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne Size Fits All.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921519870084,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/IMG-4234.png?v=1783688623"},{"product_id":"id-hit-that-premium-athletic-crew-sock","title":"I'd Hit That Premium Athletic Crew Sock","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe socks your local country club wishes you wouldn’t wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing cushioned terry-loop bottoms, breathable mesh panels, and a soft performance cotton blend, these crew socks are built for players who bring personality to the court.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e65% Cotton \/ 20% Elastic \/ 11% Spandex \/ 4% Nylon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: May attract laughs, eye rolls, and people asking where you got them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne Size Fits All.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921521967236,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/IMG-4219.png?v=1783688661"},{"product_id":"muffed-shot-koozie","title":"Muffed Shot Koozie","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eYour pickleball game may be falling apart, but your drink doesn’t have to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eMuffed Shot Koozie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e keeps your beverage ice cold through every shanked serve, missed dink, and partner-induced meltdown. Perfect for players who know that while shots come and go, a cold drink is forever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBad shots. Cold drinks. Zero regrets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51976032714884,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/5B0A7D02-FEA2-455D-951A-A0EC830BB2D3-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780775128"},{"product_id":"id-hit-that-koozie","title":"I'd Hit That Koozie","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSome people come for the pickleball. Some people come for the beer. 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