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Perfect for pickleball players who swing hard, talk trash, and never pass up a cold one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eServe hard. Drink cold. Repeat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51976516075652,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/475B14AD-18E7-428E-B818-A527E76166FC-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780775107"},{"product_id":"court-rat-koozie","title":"Court Rat Koozie","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFirst on the courts. Last to leave. Somehow still holding a cold drink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCourt Rat Koozie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e is for the players who treat open play like a full-time job and know hydration comes in many forms. Keeps your beverage ice cold through marathon sessions, questionable line calls, and one more game that turns into six.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eLive at the courts. Drink like a champion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51976646787204,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/7E4F28E4-5D17-4917-82EB-7CC72392A20D-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780775078"},{"product_id":"its-justa-fockin-game-koozie","title":"It's Justa Fockin' Game Koozie","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMissed the shot? Hit your partner? Argued over a line call? Relax.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIt’s Justa Fo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eckin’ Game Koozie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e keeps your drink ice cold while reminding everyone of the most important rule in pickleball: nobody remembers the score, but everybody remembers who brought the cold beer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTake the game seriously. Take yourself less seriously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51976836546692,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/364C4CEC-563A-4997-B8C9-60BDD1D52EEF-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780775046"},{"product_id":"not-here-to-socialize-koozie","title":"Not Here To Socialize Koozie","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eYou’re not here to make friends. You’re here to win games and keep your drink cold.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNot Here To Socialize Koozie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e is for the player who skips the small talk, serves absolute missiles, and reaches for an ice-cold beverage between victories. Because conversations get warm. Drinks shouldn’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eLess chatting. More smashing. Cold beer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51976967192708,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/492FAF37-FB31-470C-BD04-2AADDA03D554-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780775023"},{"product_id":"big-dink-energy-koozie","title":"Big Dink Energy Koozie","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSome people bring skill to the courts. Others bring confidence, a questionable strategy, and an ice-cold drink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBig Dink Energy Koozie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e keeps your beverage colder than your opponent’s handshake after a loss. 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Questionable shot selection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBackshot Hits Differently Koozie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e keeps your beverage ice cold while reminding everyone that some backshots are simply unforgettable. Perfect for tournaments, tailgates, and making your doubles partner slightly uncomfortable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52334561427588,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/IMG-3614.png?v=1781407352"},{"product_id":"paddle-junkie-koozie","title":"Paddle Junkie Koozie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause your drink isn’t the only thing with a problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePaddle Junkie Koozie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e keeps your beverage ice cold while letting everyone know you’re one paddle purchase away from needing an intervention. Perfect for tournament weekends, post-match beers, and explaining why you absolutely \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eneeded\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that “one more paddle.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e May lead to excessive gear shopping, heated spin debates, and friends saying, “You seriously bought another paddle?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52334565163140,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/IMG-3613.png?v=1781407443"}],"url":"https:\/\/dirtydinkers.co\/collections\/can-condoms.oembed","provider":"Dirty Dinkers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}