{"product_id":"body-bag-knit-beanie","title":"Body Bag - Knit Beanie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCold Weather. Warm Head. Zero Survivors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people collect wins. We collect body bags. 💀\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBody Bag Knit Beanie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — because just because it’s freezing outside doesn’t mean you should stop burying your opponents on the pickleball court.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing our badass \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBODY BAG woven patch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, complete with a psycho pickle hauling away the competition, this black knit beanie keeps your head warm while letting everyone know you’re not here to make friends.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you’re stacking bodies at the kitchen line, talking shit between games, or just trying to survive another freezing morning, we’ve got your head covered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eComfortable Knit Fabric:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Keeps your head warm while you send opponents packing.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003ePremium Woven Patch:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Detailed Body Bag artwork with just the right amount of twisted humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eClassic Cuffed Design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Clean black style with a seriously questionable personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eUnisex Style:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Because taking names and collecting body bags isn’t gender-specific.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eOn \u0026amp; Off the Court:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for chilly matches, post-game beers, and intimidating people who take their DUPR way too seriously.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💀 The Bottom Line\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome players bring their A-game. We bring extra body bags.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePLAY DIRTY. LEAVE NO SURVIVORS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67643977629828,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/IMG-6112.png?v=1791654126","url":"https:\/\/dirtydinkers.co\/products\/body-bag-knit-beanie","provider":"Dirty Dinkers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}