{"product_id":"i-d-hit-that-freshener","title":"I’d Hit That Freshener","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSmells like flirtation, tension, and arguing over whose ball it was.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe I'd Hit That freshener was created for players who say “we’re just friends” immediately before passive aggressively coaching each other for 2 straight hours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for paddle bags, gym bags, lockers, cars, or any environment currently overwhelmed by sweat, chaos, and unresolved tournament emotions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eLong-lasting Mixed Doubles Drama scent \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDouble-sided design\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eBuilt for paddle bags, lockers, cars \u0026amp; gym bags\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePublic court approved\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eEliminates odors and emotional stability\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWarning: may lead to unnecessary relationship complications\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921290133636,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/IMG-3622.png?v=1781486436","url":"https:\/\/dirtydinkers.co\/products\/i-d-hit-that-freshener","provider":"Dirty Dinkers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}