{"product_id":"not-here-to-socialize-freshner","title":"Not Here to Socialize Freshner","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSmells like locked-in focus, zero eye contact, and immediate speed-ups.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe Not Here To Socialize freshener was made for players who show up wearing headphones, decline small talk, and treat open play like PPA Tour qualifiers for absolutely no reason.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for paddle bags, gym bags, lockers, cars, or any environment currently smelling like sweat, overgrips, and unresolved competitive issues.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eLong-lasting scent Anti-Social Citrus scent \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDouble-sided design\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eBuilt for paddle bags, lockers, cars \u0026amp; gym bags\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePublic court approved\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eEliminates odors and social interaction\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMay cause excessive competitiveness and accidental intimidation\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921292951684,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/IMG-3650.png?v=1781629424","url":"https:\/\/dirtydinkers.co\/products\/not-here-to-socialize-freshner","provider":"Dirty Dinkers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}