{"product_id":"not-here-to-socialize-vinyl-sticker","title":"Not Here to Socialize Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFor players who treat open play like a federal investigation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThis sticker is for the person wearing headphones during warmups, refusing small talk, and speeding up every soft dink they see. Slap it on your water bottle, paddle case, cooler, or laptop so everyone knows the vibes immediately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMade from absurdly durable air release vinyl because regular sticker material felt way too emotionally stable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium air release vinyl\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSame material used for car wraps\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWaterproof \u0026amp; dishwasher safe\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePublic court approved\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eCountry club controversial\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e4\" x 4\" inch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dirty Dinkers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921357373572,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3234\/8292\/files\/Photoroom_20260606_163547.jpg?v=1780779257","url":"https:\/\/dirtydinkers.co\/products\/not-here-to-socialize-vinyl-sticker","provider":"Dirty Dinkers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}