RETURNS & EXCHANGES
Stiff tournament rules do not apply here. Let's get it sorted.
🤝 We get it.
Sometimes things don’t work out.
Maybe the hat didn’t fit your massive pickleball ego. Maybe your doubles partner got offended by the sticker. Or maybe you panic-bought 4 air fresheners after losing a tournament.
Whatever happened… we’ll try to make it right.
⏳ Return Window
You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
To be eligible, items must be:
- unused
- unworn
- unwashed
- and absolutely do not smell like a 6-hour open play session
🚫 Non-Returnable Items
We cannot accept returns on:
- used products
- heavily damaged items
- final sale items
- products destroyed during emotional post-match breakdowns
💥 Damaged or Wrong Items
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us immediately and we’ll fix it.
We’re Dirty Dinkers, not stiff tournament officials.
💸 Exchanges & Refunds
Need a different size or item? Send us a message and we’ll help get it sorted out faster than a 3.5 player calling themselves a 4.5.
Refunds: Once we receive and inspect your return, refunds will be issued back to your original payment method. Depending on your bank, it may take a few business days to appear.
(Unfortunately we cannot speed this up by yelling at customer service.)