Returns

🤝 We get it.

Sometimes things don’t work out.

Maybe the hat didn’t fit your massive pickleball ego. Maybe your doubles partner got offended by the sticker. Or maybe you panic-bought 4 air fresheners after losing a tournament.

Whatever happened… we’ll try to make it right.

⏳ Return Window

You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.

To be eligible, items must be:

unused
unworn
unwashed
and absolutely do not smell like a 6-hour open play session

🚫 Non-Returnable Items

We cannot accept returns on:

used products
heavily damaged items
final sale items
products destroyed during emotional post-match breakdowns

💥 Damaged or Wrong Items

If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us immediately and we’ll fix it.

We’re Dirty Dinkers, not stiff tournament officials.

💸 Exchanges & Refunds

Need a different size or item? Send us a message and we’ll help get it sorted out faster than a 3.5 player calling themselves a 4.5.

Refunds: Once we receive and inspect your return, refunds will be issued back to your original payment method. Depending on your bank, it may take a few business days to appear.

(Unfortunately we cannot speed this up by yelling at customer service.)