Everybody’s A F*cking Ambassador Long Sleeved T-Shirt - Choose Your Color
🔥 BUY ANY 2 ITEMS, GET YOUR 3RD FREE.
Hats + Tees + Hoodies + Beanies + Everything Else.
No codes. No exclusions. Just Get Dirty.
Dirty Dinkers is a small business built from the ground up - literally. We started this thing and still work out of my single car garage.
We make premium-quality gear with original designs for people who aren't afraid to stand out, laugh, and not take pickleball so damn seriously.
No boring shit. No country club attitude. Just good gear and an even better time!
We ship pretty damn fast. Most orders head out within 1-3 business days from our New Jersey "Warehouse" -- aka our 1 car garage.
Occasionally, we're traveling for business or out at a pickleball tournament doing "Dirty Dinker things". When that happens, shipping may take a little longer.
Either way you'll receive tracking as soon as your order is on the move.
Changed your mind? No problem. We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unused, and in their original condition.
Need to make a return or exchange? Contact us and well help get you sorted.
Congratulations! You’re officially a pickleball ambassador. Just like everybody else. 🏓😂
Apparently, all it takes these days is a paddle, an Instagram account, and a 10% discount code to become a sponsored athlete.
Your DUPR is 2.8? AMBASSADOR.
You played pickleball twice? AMBASSADOR.
You have 47 Instagram followers? BRAND AMBASSADOR.
We’re not saying you’re going pro. We’re just saying your discount code isn’t getting you there.
Featuring our cocky pickle mascot proudly rocking his ambassador badge, this shirt is dedicated to everyone who’s tired of hearing, “Use my code for 10% off!”
No sponsorships. No special treatment. Just a whole lot of bullshit.
Welcome to Dirty Dinkers, where everybody’s an ambassador and nobody gives a dink.
PLAY DIRTY. STAY UNSPONSORED. 🔥
