It’s Not The Size Of The Paddle Hoodie - Black Only
🔥 BUY ANY 2 ITEMS, GET YOUR 3RD FREE.
Hats + Tees + Hoodies + Beanies + Everything Else.
No codes. No exclusions. Just Get Dirty.
Dirty Dinkers is a small business built from the ground up - literally. We started this thing and still work out of my single car garage.
We make premium-quality gear with original designs for people who aren't afraid to stand out, laugh, and not take pickleball so damn seriously.
No boring shit. No country club attitude. Just good gear and an even better time!
We ship pretty damn fast. Most orders head out within 1-3 business days from our New Jersey "Warehouse" -- aka our 1 car garage.
Occasionally, we're traveling for business or out at a pickleball tournament doing "Dirty Dinker things". When that happens, shipping may take a little longer.
Either way you'll receive tracking as soon as your order is on the move.
Changed your mind? No problem. We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unused, and in their original condition.
Need to make a return or exchange? Contact us and well help get you sorted.
Relax, champ. It’s not the size of the paddle — it’s how you use it.
This tee is for the player with questionable court etiquette, unnecessary confidence, and just enough skill to back up the trash talk. Featuring our pickle mascot proving once and for all that technique beats equipment… at least that’s what we’re telling ourselves.
Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a few looks at the kitchen.
Wear it. Own it. Play dirty.
Features:
Premium heavyweight hoodie with an ultra-soft fleece interior
Relaxed fit with a classic kangaroo pocket for all-day comfort
Large back graphic made for pickleball fanatics
Perfect for league nights, tournaments, and post-match hangs
