I Can Handle Your Balls Performance Tee - Choose Your Color

Some people come to the court to play. Others come to make everyone uncomfortable.

This unisex tee features our pickle mascot confidently juggling the goods and letting the whole court know: your balls are safe with me. Probably.

Soft, comfortable, and inappropriate enough to get a laugh from your doubles partner and a dirty look from the country club crowd.

Unisex fit. Maximum confidence. Zero shame. Play Dirty.

Performance Fit Tee - Moisture-wicking 100% performance polyester, UPF 50+ Protection, athletic fit built for the court