Not Here to Socialize Freshner

Smells like locked-in focus, zero eye contact, and immediate speed-ups.

The Not Here To Socialize freshener was made for players who show up wearing headphones, decline small talk, and treat open play like PPA Tour qualifiers for absolutely no reason.

Perfect for paddle bags, gym bags, lockers, cars, or any environment currently smelling like sweat, overgrips, and unresolved competitive issues.

• Long-lasting scent Anti-Social Citrus scent 
• Double-sided design
• Built for paddle bags, lockers, cars & gym bags
• Public court approved
• Eliminates odors and social interaction
• May cause excessive competitiveness and accidental intimidation