Paddle Junkie Koozie

Because your drink isn’t the only thing with a problem.

The Paddle Junkie Koozie keeps your beverage ice cold while letting everyone know you’re one paddle purchase away from needing an intervention. Perfect for tournament weekends, post-match beers, and explaining why you absolutely needed that “one more paddle.”

Warning: May lead to excessive gear shopping, heated spin debates, and friends saying, “You seriously bought another paddle?”