Ball Hog Performance Tee- Choose Your Color
🔥 BUY ANY 2 ITEMS, GET YOUR 3RD FREE.
Hats + Tees + Hoodies + Beanies + Everything Else.
No codes. No exclusions. Just Get Dirty.
Dirty Dinkers is a small business built from the ground up - literally. We started this thing and still work out of my single car garage.
We make premium-quality gear with original designs for people who aren't afraid to stand out, laugh, and not take pickleball so damn seriously.
No boring shit. No country club attitude. Just good gear and an even better time!
We ship pretty damn fast. Most orders head out within 1-3 business days from our New Jersey "Warehouse" -- aka our 1 car garage.
Occasionally, we're traveling for business or out at a pickleball tournament doing "Dirty Dinker things". When that happens, shipping may take a little longer.
Either way you'll receive tracking as soon as your order is on the move.
Changed your mind? No problem. We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unused, and in their original condition.
Need to make a return or exchange? Contact us and well help get you sorted.
Doesn’t Share Balls. Doesn’t Give a Sh*t.
Every court has one. The player who takes every shot, steals every ball, and thinks their partner is just there for decoration.
Congratulations. You’re that asshole. 😂
Meet the BALL HOG — a bad-tempered, paddle-swinging wild boar with zero patience, zero apologies, and absolutely no intention of letting his partner touch the ball.
Featuring a fierce wild boar graphic with serious attitude, this tee is made for players who believe every ball is their ball.
🏓 Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in fewer partner invitations, more eye rolls, and an uncontrollable urge to yell, “I GOT IT!”
Play Dirty. Share Nothing.
Performance Fit Tee - Moisture-wicking 100% performance polyester, UPF 50+ Protection, athletic fit built for the court
