Body Bag - Knit Beanie

Body Bag - Knit Beanie

$20.00
Sale price  $20.00 Regular price  $25.00
Skip to product information
Body Bag - Knit Beanie

Body Bag - Knit Beanie

Knit Beanie
$20.00
Sale price  $20.00 Regular price  $25.00

MIX & MATCH ACROSS THE ENTIRE STORE!

🔥 BUY ANY 2 ITEMS, GET YOUR 3RD FREE.

Hats + Tees + Hoodies + Beanies + Everything Else. 

No codes. No exclusions. Just Get Dirty.

  🚚 Free Shipping
🔥 WHY DIRTY DINKERS?

Dirty Dinkers is a small business built from the ground up - literally. We started this thing and still work out of my single car garage.

We make premium-quality gear with original designs for people who aren't afraid to stand out, laugh, and not take pickleball so damn seriously.

No boring shit. No country club attitude. Just good gear and an even better time!

📦 Shipping

We ship pretty damn fast. Most orders head out within 1-3 business days from our New Jersey "Warehouse" -- aka our 1 car garage. 

Occasionally, we're traveling for business or out at a pickleball tournament doing "Dirty Dinker things". When that happens, shipping may take a little longer.

Either way you'll receive tracking as soon as your order is on the move.

↩️ RETURNS & EXCHANGES

Changed your mind? No problem. We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unused, and in their original condition.

Need to make a return or exchange? Contact us and well help get you sorted.

Cold Weather. Warm Head. Zero Survivors.

Some people collect wins. We collect body bags. 💀

Meet the Body Bag Knit Beanie — because just because it’s freezing outside doesn’t mean you should stop burying your opponents on the pickleball court.

Featuring our badass BODY BAG woven patch, complete with a psycho pickle hauling away the competition, this black knit beanie keeps your head warm while letting everyone know you’re not here to make friends.

Whether you’re stacking bodies at the kitchen line, talking shit between games, or just trying to survive another freezing morning, we’ve got your head covered.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It

  • Comfortable Knit Fabric: Keeps your head warm while you send opponents packing.
  • Premium Woven Patch: Detailed Body Bag artwork with just the right amount of twisted humor.
  • Classic Cuffed Design: Clean black style with a seriously questionable personality.
  • Unisex Style: Because taking names and collecting body bags isn’t gender-specific.
  • On & Off the Court: Perfect for chilly matches, post-game beers, and intimidating people who take their DUPR way too seriously.

💀 The Bottom Line

Some players bring their A-game. We bring extra body bags.

PLAY DIRTY. LEAVE NO SURVIVORS.

You may also like