It's Not The Size Of The Paddle Classic Tee - Choose Your Color

Relax, champ. It’s not the size of the paddle — it’s how you use it.

This tee is for the player with questionable court etiquette, unnecessary confidence, and just enough skill to back up the trash talk. Featuring our pickle mascot proving once and for all that technique beats equipment… at least that’s what we’re telling ourselves.

Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a few looks at the kitchen.

Wear it. Own it. Play dirty.

Pick Your Color.

Classic Fit Tee- Soft everyday 100% cotton, relaxed fit for casual wear