I’d Hit That - Knit Beanie
🔥 BUY ANY 2 ITEMS, GET YOUR 3RD FREE.
Hats + Tees + Hoodies + Beanies + Everything Else.
No codes. No exclusions. Just Get Dirty.
Dirty Dinkers is a small business built from the ground up - literally. We started this thing and still work out of my single car garage.
We make premium-quality gear with original designs for people who aren't afraid to stand out, laugh, and not take pickleball so damn seriously.
No boring shit. No country club attitude. Just good gear and an even better time!
We ship pretty damn fast. Most orders head out within 1-3 business days from our New Jersey "Warehouse" -- aka our 1 car garage.
Occasionally, we're traveling for business or out at a pickleball tournament doing "Dirty Dinker things". When that happens, shipping may take a little longer.
Either way you'll receive tracking as soon as your order is on the move.
Changed your mind? No problem. We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unused, and in their original condition.
Need to make a return or exchange? Contact us and well help get you sorted.
Serve Hard. Stay Warm. Keep It Dirty.
Some people like to keep things classy. We prefer to keep things inappropriate.
Meet the I’d Hit That Knit Beanie — because there’s nothing wrong with a little dirty talk on the court. Especially when you’re talking about pickleball. Obviously. 😏
Featuring our cheeky “I’d Hit That – Serve Hard” woven patch, this black knit beanie keeps your head warm while giving everyone around you something to talk about.
Perfect for cold mornings, questionable doubles partners, and making the country club crowd uncomfortable.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It
😏 The Bottom Line
Some like it soft. Some like it hard. We just like a good dink.
PLAY DIRTY. STAY WARM.
