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Santa’s skipping the chimney this year — he’s headed straight for the kitchen.
This filthy little holiday pickle brings Christmas cheer, a paddle, and absolutely zero respect for country-club etiquette. Featuring our pickle character dressed as Santa with the not-so-subtle “Santa’s Cumming to the Kitchen” graphic across the back.
Perfect for holiday open play, ugly sweater parties, or making your doubles partner question why they teamed up with you.
Why you’ll want it:
- Big vintage-style back graphic
- Soft, everyday fit
- Made for pickleball players with questionable humor
- Guaranteed to get looks at open play
Dirty Dinkers — holiday spirit, minus the wholesome part.
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Classic Fit Tee- Soft everyday 100% cotton, relaxed fit for casual wear